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| i almost forgot i had this...xanga...so it's been a while..wish i had
sumthing more interesting to say, but owells, not a whole of ppl read
these nowadays anyways... FACEBOOK biznatches
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TORONTO HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM
NAME GANG/CREW NAME___________ CRIB.
1. Ramone has an
AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots
and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by
shootings can Ramone attempt before he has to reload?
2. Otis has 2 ounces
of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to
Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his
hold?
3. Rufus pimps 3
ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each
ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?
4. Dave wants to cut
the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many
ounce bags will he need to make to obtain the 20% profit?
5. Desmond gets $200
for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If
he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must
he steal to have $900?
6. Tom got 6 years
for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife
spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left
when he gets out?
17. If an average
can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3
square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce cans of
spray paint with 20% paint left over?
8. Tyrone knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knockup?
9. LaSheena is a
lookout for the gang. LaSheena also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 3
small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If LaSheena makes $700
week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed the Boa on one week's
income?
10. Marvin steals
Joe's skate board. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Joe loads his 357
Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will
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| 1. Do not ask if there is a buffet when you are staring directly at the food on the buffet table
2. The sneeze guard is there for a reason
3. Do not say something tastes like fish food unless you have tasted fish food yourself
4. No smoking sign is self-explanitory, if we see smoke coming from
you, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate actions.
5. Do not ask for pan-cakes, waffles, pizza, etc....
6. Tipping is customary
7. If you are a girl, at least 16 years old, decent looking, single, oriental, please leave your name and phone number
8. Stop complaining about the washrooms, people in china shit in ditches and have no plumbing.
9. Most servers are not interested in your life story
10. Do not assume we know every chinese person you know nor are we related to them
11. No means no
12. Do not ask "working hard or hardly working?"
13. Do not sing
14. Keep it in your pants
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| WUT A FUCKING AWESOME TRIP TO TORONTO....
started off on saterday nite wen i arrived dt on a bus, DAMN there was
alot of black ppl, it was just complete darkness, i took a streetcar to
calvin's place in regent. Woke up sunday morning, shopped around dt,
chilled with bonnie, simon, artie in china town and attempted to plan a
birthday party for wednesday which had absolutely no progress, after a
few hours of doing nothing in effort to plan the party, we decided to
go out for dinner, trecked from downtown looking for a place to
eat....we really have a hard time deciding and passed by a shit load of
restaurants, we ended up in an alrite pizza restaurant, we took a hike
and a half from spadina to union...WTF, 12am went out to run an errand
with a friend, so that was sunday.
Monday.... chilled with annabelle and felicia, got sum dimsum at a
crappy place with terrible service, went and did sum more shopping,
went to teashop 168 played sum cards, pool, and jitz, shopped around
sum more, went to go see superman in imax 3D CHEA for free too aha,
after the movie, i got up walked towards the escalators, realized that
i forgot my drawstring bag, went back and it's GONE...FUCK my xo was in
there so anyways....took a cab back to calvin's place.
Tuesday.... woke up early and went to gerrard square to do sum more
shopping, bought a new drawstring bag, went to footlocker and they
didn't have wut i was looking for so i left, went dt again, shopped
around sum more, found wut i was looking for in champs, went to go see
a family friend at HNR jewellers, took a streetcar to broadview to have
sum lunch with amanda, after lunch i went to chinatown centre to look
for jitz challengers, didn't find any, picked up a new xo in kensington
market, met up with annabelle at greenwood station to go to a softball
practice to see alice, chilled with them and sum church ppl, went bak
to regent afterwards.
Wednesday.... day of the birthday party, went to bonnie's house and did
absolutely nothing...we ATTEMPTED to make plans yet again but no1
answers phones nowadays, so off to eaton's centre to meet up with ppl
whose also goin to the party, shopped around for presents, we bought a
nice lacey white thong to stuff into a puzzle box from mindgames, wut
an interesting time a la senza, so anyways, went to baskin robins to
pick up a icecream birthday cake, took off to korean bbq, put the cake
in the freezer and made reservations for later, chilled in paramount
for a while, went back to kbbq, sat around for a bit and then the
birthday gurl shows up, so HOW SURPRISED WAS SHE.... very
interesting...moving rite along....did sum more stuff at kbbq, went to
teashop 168 to play sum jitz, errbody had to go home sooo soon tho.....
so i went back to calvin's.
Thursday....last day in toronto <=(.... chilled with felicia and
terra dt, had lunch at springroll, shopped around, walked to teashop
168 in chinatown, played sum cards, terra had to leave early.... so i
played pool with felicia for awhile, she then also had to leave.... so
i shopped sum more in chinatown and eaton's..... went back to calvin's,
gathered my bags and took off to the bus terminal.....got home at like
1am....so freakin tired...............
*SIGH..... so hard to leave toronto yet again.....
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